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The Difference Between Us and Them

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns – they don’t buy one. 
If a liberal doesn’t like guns – then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian – they don’t eat meat. 
If a liberal is – they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat – he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. 
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual – they try to not force it on others.
If a liberal is homosexual – they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a minority is conservative – they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out –  he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host – he switches channels. 
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer – he doesn’t go to church.  
A liberal wants all churches to be silenced. 
If a conservative decides he needs health care – he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

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Written by James Lagnese

October 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm