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The Hells Angels Open Chapter In Pakistan

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Sonny Barger must be proud. The Hells Angels have opened a chapter in Pakistan. They plan to move in on the Taliban opium producers to take over their production and distribution. They also plan on starting a prostitution ring they will run in both Pakistan and Afghanistan. When asked how one will be able to distinguish a prostitute from an average woman there, there leader, Abu “Wide Glide” Abdullah said that “the burkas will be 1″ shorter and the hood will have a mouth flap”.
The Outlaws and Pagans were asked if they have plans to recruit in Pakistan or Afghanistan. They declined comment. The El Forasteros said they were looking into it.
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Written by James Lagnese

April 17, 2009 at 5:50 am